Woke up last night or even this morning at 4 o’clock, couldn’t sleep and it was so cold, so went into kitchen to make a cup of tea. Turned on the light and there sitting staring at me on the sink, a mouse, a tiny wee furry thing with huge ears and big button eyes. It was like something out of the Wild West, we both stood there, neither of us moving, staring each other down, oh yeah, SHOWDOWN.
I took a step forward, I thought the little bugger would move, he didn’t even flinch, talk about standing his ground. I put the kettle on, still no movement, then I thought, maybe he is dead, till he started cleaning his nose after being in my frigging cupboards. So I took my cup down made tea, yep he was still there, then the little fecker decides to shoot towards me and somersault off the sink. I got such a fright I throw cup of tea in the air, the little devil, he ran past my feet into THE BLOODY BEDROOM.
So don’t be fooled by their size.